Fun Stuff ...
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Jokes ...
A guy is driving around St. Paul and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale ." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a fawn colored Boxer sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Boxer replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Boxer looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired"
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff...
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Quotes ...
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool of himself too."
-- Samuel Butler
"Never try to outstubborn a cat."
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies."
-- Gene Hill
"The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horses ears."
-- Arabian proverb--
"The poor dog, in life the firmest friend, 'The first to welcome, foremost to defend.' "
-- Lord Byron, an epitaph for his dog Boatswain.
"He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals."
-- Immanuel Kant
"Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs."
-- Martha Scott
"A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast."
-- Proverbs 12:10
"No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle."
-- Winston Churchill
"I used to look at (my dog) Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter, you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to.'"
-- Fred Jungclaus
"You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense."
-- Jane Pauley
"My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing."
-- Lonzo Idolswine
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool of himself too."
-- Samuel Butler
"Never try to outstubborn a cat."
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies."
-- Gene Hill
"The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horses ears."
-- Arabian proverb--
"The poor dog, in life the firmest friend, 'The first to welcome, foremost to defend.' "
-- Lord Byron, an epitaph for his dog Boatswain.
"He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals."
-- Immanuel Kant
"Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs."
-- Martha Scott
"A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast."
-- Proverbs 12:10
"No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle."
-- Winston Churchill
"I used to look at (my dog) Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter, you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to.'"
-- Fred Jungclaus
"You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense."
-- Jane Pauley
"My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing."
-- Lonzo Idolswine
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